selfish, love, relationship

HOW TO LOVE YOURSELF – ART OF SELFISHNESS

Google gives the definition of selfishness as (of a person, action, or motive) lacking consideration for others; concerned chiefly with one’s own personal profit or pleasure.

There is nothing wrong with being selfish.

I don’t know how many times I have to say it or even scream it.

I AM tired of hearing, or even seeing women depressed about being single, LOVE YOURSELF.

It works to save your life on a plane

You come down the terminal to board your flight.

You get on the plane and take a seat.

The stewardess begins to tell you about all the safety features of the plane.

First, she grabs a seatbelt to explain out to latch and unlatch it.

Then she points to all the exits.

After she’s done explaining all the exits she talks about the oxygen mask.

She very adamantly explains that should the plane begin to descend at a rate faster than normal a mask is going to drop down out of a compartment above your head.

Then you are to put the mask on yourself first then your kids.

You mean to tell me that the only time that you put yourself first is when it’s life or death, I think not!

Let’s learn how to love yourself

You’re addicted to being single because you’re not in love with yourself.

Ok maybe that was too deep, so I’ll say it again in a less misogynistic tone, YOU’RE ADDICTED TO BEING SINGLE BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF!

Addiction is explained by never getting enough of what you don’t want. Love is explained by never getting enough of what you do want. So maybe that statement will become a bit elementary.

Women, you get punished when you sleep with him too fast.

Why because we’re in love with ourselves.

So when you don’t take the time to get to know us, we punish you for it because we are selfish.

Because we are selfish and in love, with ourselves, we are ok with being single.

That’s why you have to give us a great reason to commit to you. So stop blaming me, it’s not our fuching fault!

When you learn to date yourself, spend time with yourself, make yourself happy, then you remove the pressure of having to find a damn mate.

This technique of yours forces you to always sell the impulse buy.

Impulse buys are the items you find at the checkout, that are cheap when you went to purchase something else.

You need to be the reason we went to the damn store.

You want to sell something that is really expensive and exclusive not something that is in every aisle.

The only way to do that is to be fuching selfish.

Societal Pressures

Why do you let society, your friends, parents, coworkers, and even enemies dictate what should make you happy?

You know what makes you happy, do that schit.

You like to travel take yourself on a trip.

Like to go to the movies, go.

If you like staying at home and watching reruns, get your favorite snacks and chill.

Note: Go out by yourself and do what makes you happy. You will notice how easy it is for a man to approach you. The idea is this, you’ll already have something in common so it actually reduces his anxiety about approaching such a beautiful woman. 

If you fill the couch with yourself you have to make room for someone else. If you leave the seat open, then you get anxiety that no one is there to fill it. When you occupy the whole couch if someone’s there cool, if not cool.

I said before and I’ll say it again the only thing you know for sure is how to make you happy. If you don’t know what makes you happy then you can’t expect to ever find happiness. You’re searching for something, and you don’t know what it is you will find everything but nothing.

I do something you don’t like when we’re in negotiations, walk away and…

Be Fuching Selfish